You Want Me To Wear What? ← Because sometimes, bad clothes happen to good stores.

Shut Up is the New You’re Insufferable

Jun

2013

I rarely judge people for what they wear. If I see someone wearing something I’ve posted on this blog, my response is generally “Oh, so that’s how it’s supposed to look.” However. If I see you wearing this shirt, there is a 90% chance I’m going to think you’re an asshole. You’ll get a 10% ...

When Subtext Attacks

Jun

2013

True story: when I was at NYU, one of my professors was … lovably eccentric. Basically, imagine a man with the mind and speech patterns of Woody Allen and the mannerisms of Christopher Lloyd. Given this very unique combination, it’s no surprise that the man was prone to some unusual tangents about the deeper meaning ...

Spam Comment Highlights 2

Feb

2013

Since You Want Me to Wear What is among the most respected and highly-trafficked websites of all time, it’s only natural that I receive a huge amount of spam comments. Sometimes, when I’m clearing out the spam folder, one or two catches my eye. Here are three of my favorites from the past four years: ...

Accio, Midriff 1

Jan

2013

I know that the Hogwarts dress code’s been significantly more lax over the years, but I have a hunch that this cropped Hogwarts tee would warrant a disapproving scowl from Professor McGonagall. It just gets a scowl from me for the fact that it’s $24.50. Delia*s Harry Potter Hogwarts Tee – $24.50

Holy Father Mollusc the IV 2

Jan

2013

I have one very, very important question, you guys: Why is this cephalopod wearing a Pope hat? ModCloth Sea Creations Shower Curtain – $24.99