Tunic, Tunic

Ever have one of those days where you want to steal from the rich and give to the poor, but you can't find a thing to wear? Forever 21 has you covered. Note the utilitarian front pockets for gold storage. Lace UP Drawstring Tunic

Introducing, the Chambray Jumpsuit 3

Thanks to Nicole for bringing this to my attention. The Chambray Jumpsuit from American Apparel needs no introduction. It just ... is. Combining the elastic waist of your favorite pair of mom jeans with a baggy top, the Chambray Jumpsuit offers a wildly unflattering cut. Why let yourself go when you can just give the ...

Form Follows Function

Form follows function. It's a simple principle: that the shape of a building (or, in this case, a shoe) should be based on the purpose of the building/shoe. Why is this concept so difficult for shoe designers to grasp as we head into the fall? Peep toe boots. Seriously? I think we can all agree ...

Three Dresses of Varying Degrees of Ugly 1

Again, Forever 21 offers a plethora of unattractive dresses.This dress is called the "Ready or Not" dress. I believe the origins of the name stem from the fact that the stitching on the cups create the illusion of eyes. It's like your rack is getting ready to play hide and seek with good taste!I mentioned ...

Safety First

Fasten your seatbelt - it's going to be an unflattering skirt. Just running down the list of issues with this skirt: 1. It cuts your legs into sections, making them look shorter. 2. Each section is sewn onto the prior one, so none of the panels lie flat. 3. The exposed zipper cuts your body ...

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