It’s tough going back to school. You have to start waking up before noon, the required reading isn’t a Teen Beat article on the Jonas brothers, and you have to find the perfect outfit to express that you are an individual, unlike all those preppy sheep. The dark nail polish and bangs in your face just won’t cut it any more.
Luckily, Kohl’s has anticipated your needs, and is the official retailer for Avril Lavigne, the original punk.
You can “rock” this outfit for your first day of class.
Nothing says “I rebel against societal mores” like a sewn-on tie, zebra stripe, and shorts that will inevitably make your legs look like stumpy plaid sausages.