Relentless in my quest to find you the perfect Halloween costume, I present to you:
Charlie Brown. Pair with a freakishly large head, some bermuda shorts, and a general look of misery.
And, because it wouldn’t Halloween without it …
Slutty Charlie Brown.
(The backstory can be that Charlie was always so unhappy because he never felt comfortable in his own skin, so when he was old enough, he got a sex change. Sadly, Charlene Brown couldn’t escape her bad luck, so she wound up stripping and working street corners to make ends meet).