Did I miss some sponsorship deal that makes Forever 21 the official legging purveyor for “Rock of Love” and “Daisy of Love”? Because that is the only reasonable explanation I can find for some of the spandex/polyester blends they sell.
Glitter Liquid Cheetah Leggings: Because if they were just glitter, just liquid, or just cheetah-print, or any combination of two, that wouldn’t be sufficient.
Ruffle Bottom Leggings: Because who doesn’t want to look like they have festively dressed turkey legs?
Fringed Leggings: What Lindsey Lohan would wear if she were sent back in time to the wild west with Doc Brown.
Back Ruffled Leggings: Who doesn’t want to draw attention to their ass while wearing skin-tight clothes? There is no possible way this could ever be unflattering!
Cire Leggings: Tight, shiny leggings with cutouts down the legs. It’s like they’re trying to find as many ways as possible for fat to be squeezed out of these.