Apparently the sassy model from the one-sleeved mesh dress has figured out that you can’t sell an unfortunate dress, no matter how hard you emote.

Instead, she tilts her head slightly, as if to acknowledge that yes, this dress may very well have been formal wear for an alien in the original Star Trek. The “leatherette” bands are fairly extraneous with our gravitational field, but maybe on a foreign planet they help to keep random alien parts from slipping out.

Oh god – she’s not showing a degree of deference with her head tilt. She’s powering down.

As is evidenced by the exposed spine, this model is clearly a cyborg.

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