1. I wish this jumpsuit didn’t make the model’s breasts look so unhappy.
2. I wish this jumpsuit gave her an actual waist.
3. I wish they hadn’t used the curtain ties as a belt.
Dammit! I should have looked at the back before making all those wishes. If I had, I would have replaced #3 with:
“I wish the model would spontaneously start dancing to Can’t Touch This.”