I don’t really know what to say about this top, but I feel like it needs to be posted.

Sassy model seems to really be enjoying this top. I can’t even criticize it, really, because she just seems to love wearing it so much. I don’t know what occasion one would wear this to – from her accessories and shiny leggings, I’m guessing some sort of eco-clubbing thing? I don’t know. I just keep staring at the top, repeating basic observable facts about it to myself, like: “It’s blue. It has one sleeve. There are trees on it. It has satin banding.” Beyond that, I can’t figure out what to say about it, because it’s so literal.

This isn’t a pattern of small trees all over the thing. It’s not an abstract tree winding its way up her torso. This is, very simply, a picture of trees on a shirt with one sleeve. It is remarkably literal.

I don’t know why this exists. I don’t know who wears it. But if you know someone who does, or who would, please tell me. I have so many questions for them.

Bebe Enchanted Forest Tunic – $89