In the scheme of words that don’t need to be included in the same description, I’d put “patent,” “leather,” “reptile,” and “shorts” are at the top of the list.

And yet?

Arden B. has bravely defied conventional wisdom and created a pair of shorts that combine all the greatest aspects of each of those words. Yes, these shorts truly embody everything that one may expect from the words “patent,” “leather,” “reptile,” and “shorts.” So for that, I applaud them, and so should you.

Thank you, Arden B, for taking a stand and creating a pair of shorts that would otherwise only have been seen on hookers in a Pretty Woman remake. Thank you.

Arden B. Patent Leather Reptile Shorts – $48