I love it when bad puns make for such succinct titles.
Hey, you know what these are? $75 polyester high waist shorts. I’m guessing the inseam is about 3 inches long; that leaves a whole 15.75 inches of high waist. This would leave the high waist resting somewhere along my bra line, as though I’m starring as Urkelle in a CW “reimagining” of Family Matters.
Seriously – you know that if it were on the CW, even Urkelle’s wardrobe would be ridiculously expensive and vaguely on-trend. Also, someone would probably end up dead by the first episode, there would be a mysterious new boy in school, and everyone would look like they’re 27 – both kids and parents.
Don’t lie. You know you’d watch that show.