What does the design of this dress remind you of?
If your answer was “those stupid sunglasses Kanye West used to wear,” then congratulations, we have the same thought process. You should be very, very afraid.
I guess this would be a nice counterattack to my constant fear of my breasts looking like they have eyes. I can confront that phobia head-on by giving them sunglasses. Yeah, they may have eyes, but at least you can’t see them!