No, really. I have just one question:
Why do these exist?
No, really. Why does this abomination exist? These are high-rise shorts. High-rise satin shorts. I cannot think of any case in which these would ever be flattering. Ever, ever, ever. And that’s not even dealing with the lace-up fronts, which I guess serves to – you know, I can’t even begin to guess what the purpose of the lace-up front is.
Here’s the back. With an elastic panel. Naturally. Because when you’re wearing high-waist shorts, you’re going to want everyone to see the massive elastic panel on your back. It so delightfully compliments the mom-jeans flat butt that a high rise will inevitably give you.
So, again, I ask: Why do these exist?