Billy Ray’s Favorite Skirt

Hey guys, look what I found: Business in the front. Party in the back! That's right. This is the mullet of floral skirts. Forever 21 Ruffle Back Floral Skirt - $28

On the Street

Sent to me by Intrepid Field Reporter Ava: Look, I don't know what the deal is here. I don't know who this woman is, where she's going, or where she bought this hat. All I know is, it looks like a male polar bear is sitting on her head.

Psych Out 1

Do you ever feel like your dress just isn't multi-tasking? Like it's just a dress, but you want it to be so much more?Forever 21 presents to you a dress that can double as a fun icebreaker. Ask your friends what they see in the image on your dress, then proceed to psychoanalyze. Yes, that's ...

Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like Years of Abandonment

I guess this is better than the Juicy Couture sweats with "Juicy" written across the seat. However, this sweatshirt has a built-in tramp stamp. Seriously. That is the butterfly of father issues right there. I don't care that it's supposed to be a clever statement about your popularity. Instead, it looks like you're saying "I'm ...

Public Service Announcement #3

Did you know that, every day, more than thirty thousand pairs of high heels go unworn or unpurchased? Many collect dust on the floors of closets or sit in the dark of a storeroom. With so many pairs of shoes going unworn, waiting to be rescued, why the hell would you buy these? Ed Hardy ...

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