Hee. Comically tiny chapeaus.
I mean, it’s just such a tiny hat! On an otherwise normally-sized head! When would you wear this? On what occasion would you say to yourself, “I think today’s the perfect day for my miniature top hat.” Do you worry about it blowing away in the breeze? When you’re not wearing it, does it sit on top of a doll’s head? I have so many questions about this ridiculously small hat! Is it formal wear? Is it casual? Do you wear this to church, or is it too small for such purposes? Who thought to themselves, “What the world needs now, more than ever, is a tiny top hat affixed to a hair pin?”
And, most importantly, who buys it?