Much like Taylor Swift, I love sparkly dresses. I really do, even if I criticize them more often than I praise them. In fact, in the SNL monologue in my head, I have an entire song devoted to how much I love them. So, it’s quite possible that I might love sparkly dresses more than Taylor Swift.
Except this one. I don’t love this one. It’s called the “Island Princess Dress,” I guess because it looks like sequined Birds of Paradise are gently cupping her bosoms, as Birds of Paradise are wont to do.
Wait. Actually, can we find out who’s buying these dresses, and then put some reality show cameras on them?