Man, things have been tough for Serena lately. First she spends all summer looking for her biological father, only to be repeatedly rebuffed. When she returns home to New York, her boyfriend Carter reveals that he is in debt to a powerful Texan family, so he agrees to pay off his debts by working on an oil rig. Then, she ends up working for a publicist and has to date one of her clients to keep him in the news. She quits her job and goes to work for married Congressman Tripp Van der Bilt. She promptly begins an affair with him, which ends after he runs their car off the road to avoid hitting a pack of
huskies wolves and he moves her into the driver’s seat before fleeing the scene.
Like I said. Things have been tough.
And as if that weren’t bad enough, someone apparently broke into her closet and is selling her wardrobe to ModCloth. The only thing that makes me think this might not be Serena’s dress is that it doesn’t show nearly enough cleavage. However, I can definitely see her strutting through Manhattan in a mini-dress with what appear to be shoulder pads from the Intergalactic Football League. These aren’t actually shoulder pads, but rather, over decorated t-shirt sleeves. The end result is the same, though.
In a related note, can we please move past this whole shoulder pad resurgence? If you have broad shoulders, you can’t wear them. And if you don’t – come on. You’re not fooling anyone with these things.