I, like many people, have a soft spot for things that are cute. I can’t resist going into a pet shop and watching puppies chew on things (although, yes, I realize pet shops are evil). I once stood in the rodent hut at the Bronx Zoo for 20 minutes with my finger against the glass of a European field mouse exhibit, because the tiny European field mice kept standing on their hind legs and licking the glass where my finger was. I then went home and changed a Wikipedia article on field mice to include the fact that European field mice “administer tiny mouse kisses.”
With that in mind, buy these shirts at your own risk. There is a very good chance that, if I happen to see you wearing one, I will run up and hug you.
Especially if you’re wearing this one. If you’re wearing this, I will probably squeeze you while saying “Squish,” because one of my greatest desires in life is to squish a baby penguin.
Consider yourself warned.