I know that my opinions are heavily influenced by my own opinions about my body.
Bearing that in mind, I did try to give this top a fair shot. After all, a non-fitted top like this would be one of the least flattering things possible for me. But, try as I might, the truth is, $73 for a sack with a cinched top is just way too expensive, as far as I’m concerned. Yes, there are girls who can probably make this look flirty and cute, but on me, it will look like I have ripped open the bottom of a flour sack and stuck my head through it. And that would look less like a “guilty pleasure,” and more like “crazy lady in an expensive sack who stands near the freeway overpass.”