Babies are adorable. Babies dressed in grown-up clothing are, oftentimes, even more adorable. For example, my friend Kate keeps threatening to buy my future offspring tiny Converse sneakers, because I wear them all the time (no, Mom and Dad, this is not an imminent threat, she’s said it for the entire time I’ve known her. She’s a baby shoe fetishist or something).
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So, babies in grown-up clothing can be very cute.
But let’s face it: if your kid doesn’t have the body to pull of skinny jeans, don’t even bother. I don’t care if it’s baby fat, your 3-month old is looking a little hip-y, and it’s just not a good look for her. In fact, you might want to think about getting her a little more exercise, because nobody likes a chunky baby. And for the rest of you, don’t even think about putting your daughter in those bulky diapers if she’s going to wear these. The only thing grosser than a fat baby in skinny jeans is a baby with Visible Diaper Line. Get some thongs or something, because I don’t want to have to see the outline of your baby’s diaper ever time she’s crawling around on the floor in her skinnies.
Wait, can babies crawl at 3 months? Whatever, the point is, it’s gross, and I don’t want to see it. If your baby doesn’t have the figure, don’t humiliate her or yourself.
But if your baby does have the figure to make these work, congratulations: you’ve got one sexy infant.
The apps are available to download for free from the Google Play store, although you will need a subscription to Office365 to gain access to all the features.
Samsung Galaxy On5’s price is listed on the Samsung China website Yuan 998, which comes to around Rs 10,000. The Samsung China estore has not listed a price for On7 smartphone.