Water Landing

Whenever I fly, I always think to myself, "It's too bad I can't put together a cute outfit that would also be useful in the case of a water landing." Floaties are too cumbersome, and wetsuits aren't particularly comfortable or figure-flattering. Fortunately, Forever 21 has designed a skirt that, in the event of a water ...

Jane, His Wife 2

You know how sometimes you'll make a visual connection in your head? Maybe it's just my terrible visual memory. I don't know. Either way, before I started writing this post, had you asked me if this dress was identical to Jane Jetson's, I would have said "Absolutely." Apparently, I was wrong. I don't know if ...

Secret Agent Amanda

I have a very active imagination. For some reason, it's worse when I'm walking places. If I'm walking somewhere, I will think up this whole other plot line about my life. More often than not, I am a super-spy in it. Because who doesn't have a little bit of Bond in them?If I owned this ...

Bonjour Paris 3

Alright. Is it just me, or is this the creepiest smiley face ever? It's the saddest, scariest smiley face I've seen in a long time. It looks like someone gouged out its eyes. This Paris happy face is the Oedipus of happy faces. I know, I know. That's so like me, seeing Greek tragedies in ...

And then …

I spent three hours wandering around a Target, and I didn't get home in time to write a post. Or rather, by the time I got home, I was so exhausted that all I can say is: Target has some really cute swimsuits and some great tank tops.

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