Alright. Is it just me, or is this the creepiest smiley face ever?
It’s the saddest, scariest smiley face I’ve seen in a long time. It looks like someone gouged out its eyes. This Paris happy face is the Oedipus of happy faces.
I know, I know. That’s so like me, seeing Greek tragedies in everything. I was originally going to write more, but I can’t actually keep staring at this damn thing. Its vacant, dead eyes keep staring at me, piercing my soul.