Archive for March, 2010

This isn't a post about a particular item. It's more of a general question. Is orange eyeliner going to be a thing? Because I really, really am not a fan. It makes even the Hardest Working Model at ModCloth look kind of like she has Zombie-Jaundice, a disease that manifests itself in skin discoloration and an ...

This is a perfectly nice dress. If I saw it on someone at a party, I would probably admire it, maybe even ask where she got it.But if I saw the back out of the corner of my eye, it would startle the crap out of me.ABS by Allen Schwartz Tee Dress with Butterfly Back ...

After spending some time on The Gap website the other day, looking at their denim tuxedos, I've figured out The Gap Conundrum. What is The Gap Conundrum? It's deceptive in its simplicity. Basically, it boils down to the question: why is The Gap so terrible, when so much of what they sell are basics? I almost feel ...

I've commented before on ModCloth's naming choices. These are the "Great Gelding Galoshes." And while I can't check the horses to say for sure that the name is, in fact, accurate - well, it's close enough. And it is alliterative. So, from now on, I'm totally going to start exclaiming "Great Geldings!" in daily conversation. I suggest ...

See, this is why I try to avoid the Topshop website. Because they sell things like this. This is a fishnet skirt. That they are selling. To people. For money. Many times, I will ask the public at large, "Who would wear this?" or "Why would you wear this? This is not one of those times. No, in case ...