I’ve said before that I don’t like gladiator heels. But at least, on the right person, it can make them look kind of terrifyingly Amazonian.
This, however, is less Amazonian than Archaic. Which is all well and good, if the way you roll is biblical. Now, personally, if I’m going to be thrown into a colloseum to face off against a gladiator or a lion, I’d like to have appropriate footwear on. And, in my case, appropriate footwear is something I can run comfortably in. Not flip flops with cow hide stapled to them.