Eyeliner of the Undead 4

This isn’t a post about a particular item. It’s more of a general question.

Is orange eyeliner going to be a thing? Because I really, really am not a fan. It makes even the Hardest Working Model at ModCloth look kind of like she has Zombie-Jaundice, a disease that manifests itself in skin discoloration and an overwhelming desire to eat brains.

This is unfortunate, because as we’ve seen many times, she does not have Zombie-Jaundice. She has very nice skin, perfectly normal eyelids, and as far as I can tell, no overwhelming desire to eat brains.

And, more importantly, if that’s what orange eyeliner is doing to the Hardest Working Model at ModCloth – a girl who has pulled off both a comically tiny hat and a giant floppy bow, what would it do to the eyelids of us mere mortals?

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4 thoughts on “Eyeliner of the Undead

  1. Reply Ella Apr 1, 2010 7:41 am

    Red eyeshadow also seems to be catching on. It makes people look sick and evil. Can you imagine if they combined the two?

  2. Reply Anonymous Apr 1, 2010 12:56 pm

    No joke about the product name? Because wow.

  3. Reply Lexi M Apr 4, 2010 2:06 pm

    That is wierd because there was no orange eyeliner, but I know what you mean I see it too :)

  4. Reply Amanda Apr 4, 2010 2:07 pm

    Wait, seriously? That's crazy! I would swear up and down that you had orange eyeliner, which seemed like a really weird styling choice …. but man, I'm relieved to know that it's not going to catch on.

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