I have, of late, become obsessed with playing Saints Row 2. It’s a knockoff of Grand Theft Auto, and my addiction has gotten so bad that, whenever I see a nice car, my first thought is: “Is that on my chop shop list?”

One of the things you can do in the game is buy and customize clothing. Because my character has a rockin’ body and likes to pistol whip people, I’ve been dressing her in a fairly skanky manner. Okay, she looks like a ho. But a ho who pistol whips pedestrians.

I’m pretty sure she owns this skirt.

I like the suggestion that you pair it with, “netted tights and statement heels.” Because keeping it classy would just be too easy. Then again, I guess if you’re wearing this skirt, your only option really is to just go full-force trashy, because come on: it’s not even a real leather skirt. They had to kill six Pleathers to make this thing. At least give it the courtesy of pairing it with an appropriately streetwalker-esque ensemble.

Forever 21 Boudoir Leatherette Skirt – $22.80

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