See, this is why I try to avoid the Topshop website.
Because they sell things like this. This is a fishnet skirt. That they are selling. To people. For money.
Many times, I will ask the public at large, “Who would wear this?” or “Why would you wear this?
This is not one of those times.
No, in case you’re wondering whether or not you should wear this skirt, I’ve made a helpful flow chart. Click to enlarge.
There. Problem solved.