“Melt Ice Cream, Not Glaciers” will not be one of them.
Let’s deal with the obvious, glaring error in this statement: no one should ever let ice cream melt. Ever. Unless you’re six and you still find “soupy” ice cream a novelty.
I’m not saying that letting ice cream melt is a catastrophe on the level of global warming, but … no, that’s exactly what I’m saying.
If the message is that melted ice cream is a fair exchange for melting glaciers – putting melted ice cream on par with catastrophic climate change – then I want a t-shirt that says, “Screw The Polar Bears, Save the Sprinkles.”