When I saw this on the ModCloth website, I was beyond thrilled – a cute black dress that’s summery! At long last, I have found what I didn’t know I was looking for!
And then, clicking through to the product page, I saw the bow.
It’s not just me, right? That’s totally a crotch bow.
I’m not saying this dress isn’t cute. I love the little button placket, the scoop neckline, and the shape of the skirt.
But it has a crotch bow. Or a very-low-on-the-hips bow. Which, really is just a slightly-above-the-crotch bow.
Man, between all the mentions of “crotch” in this post, and “sexy” in the post from the other day, I think a lot of people are going to start finding this blog through internet searches. They’ll be so disappointed.