As we learned last month, life on the moon isn’t easy.

Thanks to this find from Breana over at the fanpage, life on a rock without atmosphere and little gravity just got a lot easier – and high heel-ier. Yes, these are some damn practical 5.5″ wedge booties, if you’re going into space but want to look your best.

If you’re stranded here on Earth like the rest of us, though, these will probably make you look like you have giant hooves. Or, if this model’s feet are any indication, it will make you look like a 5 year old who snuck into her mother’s closet and is playing dress-up in her shoes. I’m actually a little concerned for her, as these shoes look like they’re just waiting to give you a sprained ankle.

So if the look you were going for is “hooved,” “toddler in inappropriate footwear,” or “Sexy Neil Armstrong,” these are the shoes for you.

Jeffrey Campbell Killer Zip Wedge – $180

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