Poor lonely, slightly needy dinosaur.

I just want to give him a hug, even if his tiny ineffectual arms barely extend past his chest.

Consider yourselves warned: if I see you wearing this shirt, I will walk up and hug you, then start talking to the cartoon dinosaur on your chest. I know, boundaries and all that, but seriously,  everyone he knows died in a massive extinction. He is forever immortalized on a t-shirt, sad and alone. We should hook him up with the binge eating hippo.

Although, those are some sharp teeth. And I bet hippo tastes like bacon … okay, never mind. Let’s not bring the sad, needy dinosaur his next  meal. Unless, of course, anyone has a panda t-shirt lying around. Those dicks deserve it.

Forever 21 Friends Are Gone Tee – $12.90