It’s been two months since last we checked in with The Hardest Working Model at ModCloth. This is no fault of her own – she’s continued to sell the unsellable, even as her efforts have gone unrecognized by this blog.
But no more. No more, I say.
I’m sorry, Hardest Working Model at ModCloth. It’s not you; I’ve just been distracted. That’s the only excuse I can offer as to why I haven’t posted this necklace … thing … until now.
It, much like the giant floppy head bow, is a testament to your unique talents.
This is a human harness. You just attach a rope to the back and suddenly your towing capacity dramatically increases.
But, despite the odds – against all logic, against all reason – you make this work, in that magical way you have.
You make an accessory that turns ordinary people into beasts of burden look not only dignified, but regal.