Never, Never Gonna Be 8

It’s been two months since last we checked in with The Hardest Working Model at ModCloth. This is no fault of her own – she’s continued to sell the unsellable, even as her efforts have gone unrecognized by this blog.

But no more. No more, I say.

I’m sorry, Hardest Working Model at ModCloth. It’s not you; I’ve just been distracted. That’s the only excuse I can offer as to why I haven’t posted this necklace … thing … until now.

It, much like the giant floppy head bow, is a testament to your unique talents.

This is a human harness. You just attach a rope to the back and suddenly your towing capacity dramatically increases.

But, despite the odds – against all logic, against all reason –  you make this work, in that magical way you have.

You make an accessory that turns ordinary people into beasts of burden look not only dignified, but regal.

ModCloth Tier After Tier Body Necklace – $109.99

Related Posts with Thumbnails

8 thoughts on “Never, Never Gonna Be

  1. Reply Lexi Jun 30, 2010 4:48 pm

    You are so sweet :) I personally love your blog! It always makes me laugh :)

  2. Reply Neighbor Nov 24, 2010 11:44 am

    never, never gonna be WEARABLE

  3. Reply LV iPhone 6 Case Jun 13, 2015 7:27 am

    This ability to move activities around is enabled in both Apple’s and third-party apps. The philosophy driving this is to allow the user to focus on the activity, not the platform nor device used to do it.

  4. Reply h2vg9ah423 Jan 27, 2016 12:44 am
    バーキン40コピーなど世界中有名なブランドレプリカを格安で通販しております。N級品スーパーコピーブランドは ブランドスーパーコピー超N品エルメスバッグ,エルメス バーキン25 , バーキン30.バーキン35.バーキン40. エルメス(HERMES) ケリー}}}}}}

  5. Reply Geraldo May 13, 2017 8:30 am

    Pour les interventions informatiques sur la secteur (92160),
    nous établissons avec vous un premiere devis gratuit par téléphone, et
    si vous êtes intéressé par notre idea, nous planifions ensemble la intervention selon le jour qui vous arrange le mieux.
    Geraldo recently posted..GeraldoMy Profile

  6. Reply Luxury Aug 21, 2017 3:32 am

    Aw, this was an extremely nice post. Spending some time and actual effort to make a really good
    article… but what can I say… I put things off a lot and
    don’t manage to get anything done.
    Luxury recently posted..LuxuryMy Profile

  7. Reply スーパーコピーブランド Nov 11, 2017 12:30 am

    新品同様!!★HERMES エルメス★ツイリー★リボンスカーフ★SILK100%★リボン柄★エルメスカラー・オレンジ色系★

  8. Reply cliquez ici Oct 16, 2018 1:56 am

    Good information. Lucky me I discovered your blog by accident (stumbleupon).
    I have bookmarked it for later!
    cliquez ici recently posted..cliquez iciMy Profile

Leave a Reply




CommentLuv badge

© 2009-2020 You Want Me To Wear What? All Rights Reserved -- Copyright notice by Blog Copyright