It’s been two months since last we checked in with The Hardest Working Model at ModCloth. This is no fault of her own – she’s continued to sell the unsellable, even as her efforts have gone unrecognized by this blog.

But no more. No more, I say.

I’m sorry, Hardest Working Model at ModCloth. It’s not you; I’ve just been distracted. That’s the only excuse I can offer as to why I haven’t posted this necklace … thing … until now.

It, much like the giant floppy head bow, is a testament to your unique talents.

This is a human harness. You just attach a rope to the back and suddenly your towing capacity dramatically increases.

But, despite the odds – against all logic, against all reason –  you make this work, in that magical way you have.

You make an accessory that turns ordinary people into beasts of burden look not only dignified, but regal.

ModCloth Tier After Tier Body Necklace – $109.99

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