June 8th, 2010 | Author: Amanda
In prior posts, I’ve compared crocheted vests to crafts designed by Martha Stewart.
In this case, I’m pretty sure this vest is what Martha would design if she was tripping hard on acid.
Although, while I wouldn’t wear the vest, that would totally get me to watch her show. What? Don’t pretend you wouldn’t TiVo it.
Forever 21 Rainbow Doily Vest – $29.80
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As much as Martha’s pushed-fashions have been just horrific and terrible, making me wonder what could possibly be going through her head, I’m sort of… liking this vest. Well, I like looking at it, anyway. Not so sure I’d like wearing it.