Fact: duct tape can do anything. It’s the MacGyver of inanimate objects. The fact that MacGyver didn’t carry around duct tape at all times makes me suspect he’s a hack.
My first instinct with this dress was to follow up that thought with, “just because duct tape can do anything doesn’t mean it should.”
Then I started to write this post. I thought about the myriad uses for duct tape, all the times I’ve thought to myself, “Man, if only I had duct tape right now, I could fix my purse/hang that poster/disable this bomb.”
And I realized: a dress decorated with strips of duct tape is genius! Whenever you need some, bam! It’s right there, conveniently located on your clavicle. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this sooner?
A cheeky take on the bandage trend, this long-sleeve jersey dress features a crew neck and duct tape graphics.
Wait, it’s not actual duct tape? It’s just paint that looks like duct tape?
Well that’s pointless. You might as well just buy a comfortable dress, rather than a tight one that gives the model strange bulges, and then add duct tape to it.
… I know what I’m doing this weekend.