Fall semester – and football season – is only three months away. I’m sure you’re counting the minutes, eagerly awaiting the chance to root for your college team. Unless, of course, you’re a stylish student who wants to show their school spirit, but thinks pom-poms lack dignity.  If that sounds like you, and you attend UCLA, have I got a top for you.

Just flail your torso back and forth and your arm ruffles will flare out majestically. The fluttering blue and yellow around your shoulders will let everyone know that you’re a true Bruin.

Plus, the shapeless torso, open neck, and elasticized hem are perfect place to store tailgating supplies. And who doesn’t love it when lack of form creates function?

I’m just disappointed this doesn’t come in more color combinations. I know Victoria Secret’s Pink line of college gear hasn’t done well, but I have a feeling this will fly off the shelves.

ModCloth Orientation Week Top – $39.99