Bow Down 5

I should not be posting this dress.

It’s a perfectly nice dress. Not my style, but I don’t hate it. Even the giant rosette isn’t that offensive to me. In fact, if not for the following picture, this dress never would have made it onto the blog.

Only Forever 21 would look at this dress and think, “Oh, hey, you know what would totally sell this? A giant bow perched atop the model’s head like a moth trying to nest.”

The bow is larger than the model’s head. I don’t even think I’m exaggerating here – it appears to be as large, if not larger, than the head upon which it is perched. I’m not even sure how the photographer fit both the bow and the model into this shot. The fact that the model’s head is still upright is a testament to the strength of her neck muscles.

Yes, it’s an absurdly sized bow that mere mortals cannot make work. In all my months of blogging, there is only one who has worn the giant bow and escaped unscathed.

Behold the Hardest Working Model at ModCloth, in the image that earned her the title. Her cool, steely confidence radiates from her. It wilts the bow atop her head as she forces it into submission. Hers is a power wielded by only a select few, an ancient magic that we may never fully understand.

So learn from her, Forever 21 model. You will be faced with such absurd accessories time and again if you continue to model for them. Your only hope is to find the Hardest Working Model at ModCloth and beg her to let you join the Model Monastery, where you can work toward your own Accessory Enlightenment.

Forever 21 Radiant Spiral Rosette Dress – $27.80

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5 thoughts on “Bow Down

  1. Reply Lexi Jul 21, 2010 8:16 am

    :) you are funny

  2. Reply Aline C Jul 21, 2010 11:30 pm

    AHAHAHA WHY would you put a giant bow like that with a dress like that!
    ahh forever21, you crack me up :)

  3. Reply Anonymous Aug 2, 2010 1:08 pm

    hey her name is Olesya Mayorova. If you know of anyone who wants to book her, she is great! A personal friend and lives right down the street from me.

  4. Reply Francis Dec 23, 2010 1:01 pm

    Omg I cried laughing at this. It was just too much. Luckily I managed to hold it in and not get fired for looking at something obviously unrelated to work. Maybe I should just stop for now… Or not.

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