Crop circles: they’re not just for fields any more.

Scientists are unsure of what this is trying to tell us. The placement of the design makes some think it symbolizes a fertility goddess, drawing the eye to critical anatomical points. It’s also possible that this is some sort of a legend or map, with the starbursts representing different intergalactic waypoints.

Of course, my favorite theory is that it reads, “Glargock the Terrible Wuz Here.”

Although no dead cattle has been found in connection with the crop circles, there have been several instances of mutilated leopards.

I will continue to follow this story as it develops.

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