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Dear Person Who Got To This Blog By Googling “Taylormade Flintstone Boobs,”
I hope you found what you were looking for.
It’s posts like this and lines like “Oh my god the tile floor feels so cool on my face” that really make me want to be your friend and get all creepy and try to find our where you live, and then show up on your doorstep with a giant bow on my head, because I know that you’ll open the door, see that big bow, and then we’ll laugh and laugh, because you’ll know that I read your blog and appreciate your sense of humor, and then we will be the best of friends…
Or, I’ll just keep reading your blog while I’m at work, making everyone else wonder what the hell I’m laughing at.
(If I knew how to make a creepy-smile emoticon, I would have.)
Dear New Friend,
I eagerly await your doorstep arrival.
(also: thanks! Your comment made my day).
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