Aloha … Oy

Aloha ... Oy
The fact that I am posting at all today shows just how dedicated I am to really, really bad clothing. My family decided to take a trip to Hawaii. They foolishly agreed to bring me along - foolishly because I should not be allowed out in public. On the plane today I way too loudly ...

Friday Feets: Jessica Simpson 5

Friday Feets: Jessica Simpson
I've never been big on celebrity designers - much as I love "Tragic Kingdom," I can't get excited about L.A.M.B. But as I've mentioned before, in spite of myself, I kind of love the Jessica Simpson brand. I also kind of want to hang out with Jessica Simpson, for totally narcissistic reasons - she strikes ...

Guess Who? It’s Britney, Bitch 1

Guess Who? It's Britney, Bitch
You have to give Guess credit - they do a great job of making creatively trashy clothes. It's one thing to make generically trashy clothes. But these? These take skill. Oh yes. Sequined denim Daisy Dukes. I didn't realize that Guess was doing the costumes for WomanIcer: Britney Spears On Ice! This is clearly from ...

My Ankles Are Sore 1

My Ankles Are Sore
Hannah sent these in a month ago - yes, my turnaround time is just that slow. Fortunately, they haven't sold out yet, so I can share these with all of you. The part of me that loves metallics and badassery kind of likes these. The part of me that can't take five steps without bumping ...

Short Stitch

Short Stitch
Amy posted these to the fanpage, with the comment: Just thought you'd like to know...f21 is selling jorts. As in, cutoff denim shorts FOR MEN. ummm... Shorts for men are tricky. They have to be just the right length, lest they become hotpants or manpris. They can't be too baggy or too tight. They can't ...

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