Okay, you know how in last week’s Friday Feets I was saying that my hypothetical Emmys dress would have been gifted to me by Catherine Malandrino?

I changed my mind.

This is the Cutuout Reversible Mongolian Goat Fur Vest. What a fitting name for this vest. Of course it’s made of Mongolian goat fur. That was my next guess, after “Homeless Guy Hair.”

It’s that perfect mix of unwashed, curly and grey.

I would not be shocked to learn that Catherine Malandrino stole this vest from a Mongolian sherpa. Okay, maybe not stole – that seems a little involved for a major designer. So, let’s rephrase that: I would not be shocked to learn that she bought it from a Mongolian sherpa with an Etsy account.

Of course, she put a hell of a markup on it. But it seems perfectly reasonable – w0uldn’t you pay upwards of $1500 for a vest made of genuine unwashed homeless guy hair Mongolian goat fur?

Catherine Malandrino Cutout Reversible Mongolian Goat Fur Vest – $1500