Okay, you know how in last week’s Friday Feets I was saying that my hypothetical Emmys dress would have been gifted to me by Catherine Malandrino?
This is the Cutuout Reversible Mongolian Goat Fur Vest. What a fitting name for this vest. Of course it’s made of Mongolian goat fur. That was my next guess, after “Homeless Guy Hair.”
I would not be shocked to learn that Catherine Malandrino stole this vest from a Mongolian sherpa. Okay, maybe not stole – that seems a little involved for a major designer. So, let’s rephrase that: I would not be shocked to learn that she bought it from a Mongolian sherpa with an Etsy account.
Of course, she put a hell of a markup on it. But it seems perfectly reasonable – w0uldn’t you pay upwards of $1500 for a vest made of genuine
unwashed homeless guy hair Mongolian goat fur?