There are many things in life I never expected to say. Until recently, “I found the room key, it was stuck to my butt” was at the top of that list (said in Hawaii, regarding my missing hotel room key).
But today, all that changed. Because today, I said the unthinkable:
“Wow. I’d rather wear a Snuggie.”
This is the “Booty Buddy.” It is Urban Outfitters’ answer to a Snuggie. What exactly does being an Urban Outfitters Snuggie entail? I’m so glad you asked. It’s so simple, you can make your own at home.
1. Take something that is a pop cultural buzz word right now (ie: Snuggie, The Situation)
2. Combine it with a really ugly pattern.
3. Make the pattern as garish as possible.
4. Charge an exorbitant amount of money for it.
5. Wear with look of disdain; when asked about it, say you’re being ironic.