Never before have I so desperately wanted to glue googly eyes onto footwear.If I owned these, I would walk around the house all day long singing songs about eating cookies and how my feet felt soft and furry (these would all be different songs, obviously). I’d even give the sexy Sesame Street costumes a pass if these were worn instead of stripper heels with the Cookie Monster costume, because then you’d have monster feet, which are key for any Muppet monster costume.
And they’re less than $7. Yeah, I’m totally buying these to wear around the house while singing the Monster Feet song. It hasn’t been written yet, but I’m guessing the chorus will just be my singing “I have fluffy monster feet!” over and over again while chasing after my dog.