Hawk Trapper 2

I know guys don’t get to have a lot of fun with accessories. But that’s not an excuse for this hat:

I can already picture the legions of frat guys who will be donning this hat within weeks. It’ll replace their pukka shell necklaces and UFC t-shirts as their favorite wardrobe staple.

I can’t be all that critical of this hat, I guess – at the very least, AE has done me a huge service. If I see a guy wearing this hat approach me, I’ll have enough time to decide how I want to avoid talking to him: do I pretend that a) I don’t speak English, or b) I’m there to serve him with a summons?

Decisions, decisions.

American Eagle Mohawk Trapper – $29

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2 thoughts on “Hawk Trapper

  1. Reply Madeleine Nov 4, 2010 6:07 pm

    I agree that hat is horrible. A total fashion don’t. But unfortunately there will be some guy out there sportin’ that cap.
    -Madeleine
    http://www.boulevarddelamadeleine

  2. Reply Amanda Nov 4, 2010 8:04 pm

    There totally will be. The nice thing is, it’s another international sign of douchery, like an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

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