I know guys don’t get to have a lot of fun with accessories. But that’s not an excuse for this hat:
I can already picture the legions of frat guys who will be donning this hat within weeks. It’ll replace their pukka shell necklaces and UFC t-shirts as their favorite wardrobe staple.
I can’t be all that critical of this hat, I guess – at the very least, AE has done me a huge service. If I see a guy wearing this hat approach me, I’ll have enough time to decide how I want to avoid talking to him: do I pretend that a) I don’t speak English, or b) I’m there to serve him with a summons?