Something’s A Footy 8

Picture this: it’s nearly midnight on Christmas Eve. Outside, a fresh layer of snow blankets the yard. You creep down the stairs, eager to catch a glimpse of Santa eating those freshly baked sugar cookies you’ve left for him.

Even inside your house, the air is crisp. The last embers in the fireplace burned out hours ago. As you carefully step over that one creaky stair, you can’t help but be thankful you’re wearing your warmest pair of footy pajamas.

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“But Amanda,” you’re probably thinking to yourself, “While that was an artfully crafted vignette, what does it have to do with me? I haven’t worn footy pajamas in years.”

All that is about to change. Get ready to relive the joy you felt as a child when you crept down the stairs so many years ago.

These are “Jumpin Jammerz.” They’re footy pajamas for grownups. No, seriously. Not only do they exist, but there are dozens of different patterns. They come with several amenities such as – well, I’ll let them tell you:

Our newest Footed Pajama creation is MAXED out with extras, thumb holes, front pockets, left pocket, perfect for your phone/music player, hoodie and our famous drop seat feature. All 5 possible add ons are on one awesome footed pajama!

I know. There’s a drop seat feature and an iPod holder. It’s more revolutionary than when they added the fourth blade and created the Shtick Quattro razor. It’s genius – pure, unadulterated genius.

I wish all my pants came with a drop seat feature. How convenient would that be? Let’s be honest: unbuckling and unzipping your pants can become really time consuming. Think about how much time you would save if your pants had a drop seat. And don’t even get me started on the mooning opportunities!
No one ever suspects the guy in the footy pajamas.

I can tell by your disbelieving stare that you’re not convinced. Sure, those are a lot of amenities, but it still feels lacking somehow. The Jumpin Jammerz still leave you cold, as it were.

But what if I told you that some Jumpin’ Jammerz come with hoods? You’ve have pajamas that would keep you warm from head to toe – literally!

Yes, Jumpin’ Jammerz are the answer. Because remember: when it comes to comfort, dignity is overrated.

Jumpin’ Jammerz – Prices vary (I suggest you look through the site, the models are in some hilarious poses)

Thanks to Hannah M. for posting this on the fanpage back in June. I’ve been sitting on it for ages because I wanted to make a post worthy of these gems – hope I did it justice.

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8 thoughts on “Something’s A Footy

  1. Reply mode Nov 30, 2010 5:44 pm

    i am not going to lie. i straight WANT these.
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  2. Reply Amy Nov 30, 2010 8:09 pm

    My father offered to buy me one of these. If I’m giving off the impression that that’s my kinda thing…well…oh dear.

    I saw one today with a cow pattern, complete with udder-area. Disturbing stuff.

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