I think this is one of those times where the universe has come full circle, Ouroboros-style. Ed Hardy, a company that based its designs off of famed tattoo artist Don Ed Hardy, is now producing temporary tattoos.

You know, it seems kind of fitting that Ed Hardy would be the reason the universe choked on its own phallic symbol.

The pack comes with 30 temporary tattoos – great news for the Ed Hardy lover who just can’t decide which of their favorite graphics should be immortalized on their well-tanned flanks.

But the best part is, these aren’t just for adults. If you have to throw a birthday party for a five year old and are worried that the party favors lack a certain … j’ne sais quoi … well, you’re in luck.

Nothing screams “I am totally an adult worthy of watching your children!” quite like a skull with a lightning bolt tongue.

The best part is that, finally, the age-old question has been answered: what would an Ed Hardy/Lisa Frank collaboration look like?

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