Public Service Announcement #12: Magic Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the wall
Who is the douchiest one of all?

Famed is thy douchery, Pauly D. But hold, a bigger douche I see. A midlife crisis approaching and child support payments due. Indeed, he is far douchier than you.

Say what? Mirror, show his punk ass to me, so that his giant douchery I might see.

(John Gosselin jokes never get old for me …)

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