Some days – when I’ve eaten my weight in Thai food and cookies – I just don’t feel like wearing pants. I want something loose and shapeless that will allow my food baby room to grow, flourish, and be digested. I also require many pockets, because I like to carry everything I might need on my person. Once I take to my bed to aid digestion, I prefer not to get up or move for at least three hours.
This dress is perfect for such a situation. I don’t know if I would wear it out to a café, as the product description suggests, but I definitely would make it my official “Digestion Dress.” It’s perfect for carrying chapstick, a pack of gum, my iPod, Kleenex, a water bottle, a small first aid kit, the latest issue of Lucky, a flask, a small DVD player – really, all the essentials.