Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Ruff 4

So, this exists.

This is actually too absurd for me to process.

Is it awesome? Is it awful? Is it funny? Is it stupid? I don’t know, and it doesn’t matter. This shirt exists because it must exist. There is no other way. This shirt is the alpha and the omega, it is all of human history, it is time itself.

When I try to analyze this shirt, I can’t even break it into pieces to discuss it. If I think about this shirt too much, my brain gets the blue screen of death and automatically performs a forced-restart.

This shirt is like the end of the universe: a concept so overwhelming, so unfathomable, that in its presence, you realize just how insignificant our brains really are.

Or, I should say, how significant our brains really yyyyaaaaarrrr.

Forever 21 Pirate Dogs Top – $14.90

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4 thoughts on “Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Ruff

  1. Reply Jen @ YouKnowYouLoveFashion.com Apr 12, 2011 8:31 pm

    I’m pretty sure drugs were involved in the designing of this shirt. There’s no way you could come up with this without tripping.

  2. Reply Martha C Apr 27, 2011 5:29 am

    I dunno man… I think I would wear it for it’s sheer ironic value. And because it is hilarioussss. Also, this blog is great, keep on keeping on!

    • Reply Amanda Apr 27, 2011 11:44 am

      Oh, it’s definitely hilarious. I just can’t process it – if I saw someone wearing it at a restaurant, they’d get creeped out because I would just be staring, desperately trying to understand it.

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