Americanatomy 3

Americanatomy
Do you love America? No, I mean, really love America. Are you so patriotic that you bleed apple pie and ingenuity? Have you never asked what your country can do for you? Do you refuse to separate your laundry because these colors don't run? Is your ringtone the national anthem? Do bald eagles come when ...

Need Some Reader Help

Need Some Reader Help
Artist rendering of how I will feel after reading through 677 posts on my own. I mentioned this on the fanpage but: after my awesome "convert a bunch of tags to categories" spree the other night, I have now realized that this screwed up a bunch of the links within my posts. Given that there ...

It Shant Be 4

It Shant Be
These were sent to me by Jes Christenberry, by way of her boyfriend. Said Jes, "I don't know how he found them, all I know is that they are pretty terrible." She included this exchange: Boyfriend: bb do you need pants? Cause I found a pair for you! Me: What is this I don't even. ...

Uninspired By 90210 2

Uninspired By 90210
A few months ago, Bebe announced they were launching a line inspired by the fashion of 90210 (the New Coke version, not the classic one). I haven't watched since the first season, but given that it's a soap on the CW, 90210 is required by law to be 80% fashion porn. So, when I heard ...

Crafty Like a Tank 2

Crafty Like a Tank
This was sent to me by my friend Sarah, a faithful reader and absurdly talented writer. Her skill is evident in the brief but incisive commentary she included in her email. WTF? This is the ModCloth Happily Ever Crafter Tank. It's a delightful mélange of floral patterns and a napkin folded into a fan. Sure, ...

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