Americanatomy 3

Do you love America? No, I mean, really love America. Are you so patriotic that you bleed apple pie and ingenuity? Have you never asked what your country can do for you? Do you refuse to separate your laundry because these colors don’t run? Is your ringtone the national anthem? Do bald eagles come when you call? Does Stephen Colbert ask you for advice on how to be a better American?

If you said yes to one or more of the above questions, then congratulations: you’re even more of a patriot than the immaculately conceived love child of Sarah Palin and the ghost of John Adams. You are so patriotic, you were probably born wrapped in the American flag. You weren’t born by Cesaerian section, you were born by Democracy section.

So this Fourth of July, wear a red, white and blue skirt that shows you’re an American, inside and out.

Or, at the very least, a skirt that shows you’re an American with very patriotic lady parts.

Anthropologie Americana Skirt – $89.95

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3 thoughts on “Americanatomy

  1. Reply amurrika Jun 27, 2011 8:26 pm

    i, for one, do not understand this whole put-the-usa-flag-on-everything phase a lot of clothing is going through. i don’t want it on my shorts, or my tshirts, and i certainly don’t want it on a skirt. just an extra hilarity factor that everything sporting the flag also happens to be 80$ or above.

  2. Reply Yeezy Boost Apr 13, 2016 12:16 am

    Enter celeb stylist Natalie Saidi. “If you don’t have comfortable functional shoes, then your whole experience will be ruined,” she said of running around at music festivals.

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